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Jack and Phil

The fun version of Marco Polo. The game is played the same except no one is required to say POLO. It is encouraged that during this game that whoever is not, "it," takes any pool item they can find (inner tubes, water absorbent balls, anything that they will feel) and hurl it at them to cause the person who is it frustration.
The boy was frustrated but determined to tag someone in the game of Jack and Phil.
by ICrocks August 28, 2009
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dr. phil

Dr. Phil is a man who hosts a talk show called Dr. Phil. People go on this show to recieve guidance and advice from Dr. Phil. He does not persue or harass them, they ASK for his advice, therefore he can't be blamed for telling these people their problems are their own fault. He's just telling them the truth. They asked for his help.
I would never go on Dr. Phil because I already know my problems are my own fault.
by jello-bob May 26, 2007
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Uncle Phil

The act of fingering a girl's butthole then proceeding to have her suck on your fingers right afterwards
Man i gave Lisa the best Uncle Phil ever yesterday!
by Cannon_Megapixel March 17, 2016
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A Phil Peter’s

To talk so much bollocks that others around can’t help but get wrapped up in said bollocks
“I invented google but I forgot to claim that I invented google, and somebody else stole my idea.”

“That’s such a Phil Peter’s pile of bullshit”
by Harry Handle November 12, 2020
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fM!Phil

A dorky little fool who doesn't really know fuck all but talks a lot of shit. A loser who can't even beat up a poster of bruce lee, get's his ass kicked by posters of bruce lee.
my girlfriend thought fM!Phil was a transvestite bag lady the first time she saw it.
by wongjackmansuckscock July 12, 2003
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Dr. Phil

Verb. The act of telling an unknowing suspect B*ll5&*t in order to get the unknowing suspect to feel a certain way or believe certain events happened. The B*ll5&*t is usually based loosely on known psychological flaws that occur in the human brain’s way of processing information. This act is usually most successful when used by someone with a Dr. in their name giving that unknowing suspect the false sense of security that they have superior knowledge to others.
"Are you trying to Dr. Phil me? Because what you just said sounds like complete b*ll5&*t."
by jlfosternz April 28, 2009
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dr phil

look at dr phil he sure is sexy”

“and he’s thiccc too”
by dr phil love March 3, 2020
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