pastel piss

sperm,spunk,white wee wee, dick snot, jizz

after a few tugs, pastel piss came out

by amy07 November 15, 2007

pasteing

The female has a mouthful of toothpaste and sucks dick giving you that fresh dick

my girl gave me a good pasteing last night

by Staple July 25, 2017

ex parte

A legal term, which is mumbo jumbo. It actually refers to a huge blowout party thrown when your former spouse royally screws up.

Dude 1: My ex just filed for her 4th divorce.
Dude 2: Sounds like it's time for an ex parte!!

by vonchris7 November 23, 2017

pasted

A girl/boy that is just butt ugly with no redeeming features. See also butters

wow man ant mcpartlan is just so pasted!

by W-UNIT October 4, 2003

Pase de Mecos

A derogatory phrase used to subjugate someone in Spanish. It literally translates to "cum snort," and is performed by ejaculating on your rival's chest, then making them blow dry it, scrape it off with a razor blade, remove stray chest hair, cut it into a line, then snort it.

In certain circles, the ejaculate is snorted directly off the victim's chest, and in some cases the ejaculate is snorted in liquid form.

ENGLISH: Pepe received a "pase de mecos" before the competition.

ESPANOL: Antes de su competencia, Pepe recibio un "pase de mecos."

by PinchesCuerpos September 26, 2010

Parteek

It was meant to be called 'Prateek' but according to Hindu Mythology, a priest accidently named him 'Parteek' due to his speech problem ( in Hindu mythology,it's called being 'totla'). Parteek can totally mesmerized anyone he talks to specially because of his unique name.

Man: panditji, name this baby
Totla Priest: Parteek!

Yash: why is Parteek late?
Kash: He must be wooing the girls with his unique name.

by DoggoDoggy April 7, 2017

Pastey

to be nasty.

Person 1: "i really like Josh"

Person 2: "eww thats pastey."

by Lilygee December 29, 2008