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by acbedjfihkjmlonqpsrutwvyxz July 28, 2018

onion

A mild insult for someone,
like calling someone a spoon

or it could be a good thing.
Therefore if someone should say you are a 'good onion' its alll gooood :D

Bob: i forgot my homework again
Gurinda: Lol, you onion



Aaron: Hey, ive made some friends that are nice to me

Kat: Tell you're friends i like them Aaron, they are Good Onions :)

by katerinakalogerakis February 7, 2009

Onion Bag

1)Extremely large scrotum

2)Football goal netting

1) I've got a proper onion bag

2)I wish that stupid pundit would stop using the phrase "onion bag"

by Football Pundit March 12, 2009

Creamy Onion

When Jason Vorhees pulls you under the water and fondles your testicles, eventually letting you live.

Chris: What Happened to you?

Mike: After that creamy onion, i decided to never get in the water again.

by Boz Scaggert November 4, 2006

ONION

vegetable with *layers*
not to be confused with: "cake" or "parfait"

"Ogres are like onions."

by BowTieGirl June 14, 2003

Onion ringing

When one mans penis is shoved into the urethra of another man.

I came so hard when we were onion ringing it last night!

by Onion ring master October 26, 2012

onion bash

The art of bashing somebody in the face with an onion violently.

"He was pissing me off so I gave him and onion bash."

by GHMvZ January 31, 2014