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(n)& (v): A dichotomy of both a compliment and unspoken insult. The compliment portion is obvious. Who wouldn't want to be "numero uno"?
However, the insult portion comes in the form of body language when the phrase, "You're Number 1!", is accompanied with raising the dreaded middle finger at the receiver of said compliment.
Results vary as the receiving person could either become angry or amused. But one thing is certain...they will definitely be confused.
However, the insult portion comes in the form of body language when the phrase, "You're Number 1!", is accompanied with raising the dreaded middle finger at the receiver of said compliment.
Results vary as the receiving person could either become angry or amused. But one thing is certain...they will definitely be confused.
Dave: "That was a great game of basketball, wasn't it? You did your best, but I came out the winner tonight! Better luck next time."
Keith: "Yeah man, what can I say? You're Number 1!" (raises middle finger)
Dave: "Hey, thanks...huh? What the hell!?"
Keith: "Yeah man, what can I say? You're Number 1!" (raises middle finger)
Dave: "Hey, thanks...huh? What the hell!?"
by P. Dubya July 1, 2007
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Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.
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Get the Number 3 mug.When a boy is dancing with a girl at a party and the two are face to face he does several moves in order to get with the girl. These steps include:
1. Grabbing her hands
2. Raising her hands slowly up to the ceiling until fully extended
3. Bringing her hands down to 180 degrees (think of a "t" shape)
4. The boy then moves his hands to her waist, pulling her in close and forcing her to do the same with her hands
5. Leans in for the kiss... and victory
1. Grabbing her hands
2. Raising her hands slowly up to the ceiling until fully extended
3. Bringing her hands down to 180 degrees (think of a "t" shape)
4. The boy then moves his hands to her waist, pulling her in close and forcing her to do the same with her hands
5. Leans in for the kiss... and victory
Girl 1: Oh my god. Did you just hook up with that ugly guy?
Girl 2: ... yeah i had no choice. He pulled boy rule number 5.
Girl 2: ... yeah i had no choice. He pulled boy rule number 5.
by Level12 January 31, 2010
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