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Life Whore

A person who has lived life so extreme that nothing surprises or has any entertaining value to them. They have seen and experienced everything. Amazingly, most life whores are still under the age of 25.
Pat: Wow, I have to say this Curry dish is awesome, like straight from Bombay.

Anne: Well, Bombay is actually called Mombai...but really something is missing tastewise...the way I ate it in India it was much more flavorful.

Pat: Anne, you're such a life whore.

telltail signs of becoming a Life Whore.
11th graders who show up at the Jr.Prom with a 28 year old guy.
Groupie girls from Hair bands of the 80's

Johnathan Hart from T.V.'s Hart to Hart was a Life Whore with the ability to do and know everything and everybody on the planet.
by its all good February 28, 2013
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grant whore

A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.
Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.
by james savik March 30, 2008
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Drama Whore

One who constantly craves the chaos, feeling, and attention that drama can bring along with it.
He's been telling everyone a different story, just to turn everyone against each other, he's such a drama whore.
by KelseexGore October 25, 2007
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tit whore

when a chick walks around flaunting her tits for everyone to see. She wears tight shirts or any type of shirt that shows mass amounts of cleavage to get attention. Even though she may look like a full blown whore, don't be deceived; only her tits get around but nothing more. She wants to be the center of attention and that's it. A tit whore results in blue balls.
Guy #1 "Man, Sarah's rack was all up in my face last night"
Guy #2 "Did you bang her?"
Guy #3 "No, she was a total tit whore"
by MonkeySmack January 26, 2011
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whore up

#1 verb.-to raise money quickly usually by questionable means

#2 verb.-to get dressed for a night on the town with the intention of attracting Mr. or Mrs. Right Now
"You gonna to need to whore up some money tonight if we gonna make it to that show up Montreal tomorrow you know Mary," said Joseph.

Finish gettin' whored up so we can go bitch!
by DJ Gunner April 24, 2011
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birthday whore

Doesn't matter what day her birthday is, a birthday whore sucks up the whole month and makes it her birthday. You begin celebrations on the first of the month and end the festivities 4 am (or whenever the bars close) the last day of the month.
Christine's a birthday whore...she's having her birthday all November long.
by hotbaby514 June 10, 2012
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Emoticon Whore

A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.
Jim: (smiley) hey (smiley)
Bob: Man, your such an emoticon whore.
by Monty June 19, 2006
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