myspace 

A very addicting website that probably never works. It's very slow and always has problems. Myspace's population consists of mostly teens who photoshop all their pictures and obnoxiously place an X over their cleavage for attention. They also add everybody they've made eye contact with, basicly their whole life. People also post a ton of bulletins, with those retarted viruses that they're too lazy to change their password to get rid of and chain letters. i.e.-A CLOWN MURDERED LIKE 2 CHILDRENZ. REPOST OR DIE. KTHX. O AND COMMENT MI PICSHURZ PLZ.k.

omg LOL on myspace my pikshure had cleavage...X !!! HEHEHEHH

12 year old: hehehehe i lied!! on my myspacizzle i put that i was 15!! isntead of TWELEVE!! hehehe

EVERIBODIE BETTUR CMNT MI PIKSHURS ON MYSPACE OR U WILL ALL BE SHUNNED LIKE LOL!!!!

myspace by lolololololololololololol May 4, 2007

Myspace Bangin 

The Act of bangin or arguing over tha internet mainly myspace; gang bangin over myspace;

"Yeah we was Myspace Bangin but them cats don't wanna see me in real life"

Myspace Bangin by Dat Dude31 May 8, 2008

myspace 

This website has been stereotyped completley wrong.
This site is NOT just for those so-called scene/emo kids. This site is a way to connect with your friends, and share your individual photography with them. For example, I do NOT whore myself. And not everyone does. So all you guys shut up about it being a stupid website, because you can express yourself here more than any site.

The girls who get raped on this site are the ones putting themselves in danger by adding people they don't know....It's their own fault, so STOP BLAMING MYSPACE!

Myspace is an addictive website though, for you find yourself checking messages every five seconds. If you see something that says "omg!!! I will totally ignore you if you leave a message! I only want comments!!" That's a signal that they are full of themselves and prolly have no real friends on the site and only want attention. I personally think that's ridicolus. Myspace is not a ego-boosting piece of crap. It is a place for people to talk to their friends, family, and what not who may live in different cities. Ever think of that? NO, but all of you automatically think one thing, and almost every definition is completely untrue.

My boyfriend found a friend that he hasn't seen in 10 years, they're finally talking again. If it wasn't for myspace, they would have lost touch.

myspace by KK magic May 30, 2006

myspace 

Creepy, pathetic, insecure guys (read: wimps) use this website to stalk girls they're too scared to talk to. All this loser has to do is simply type in her name in MySpace and he would have access to her information and her pictures.

Other uses include:
1. Feeling self-important by posting info about his/her life no one really cares about (I like to watch BBC).
2. Whining about the smallest "problems" they face in their silver spoon life (boo-hoo, my Porsche's not a turbo).

Loser: *sees girl* Wow, she's pretty. I must know her name but I'm too chicken to walk up to girls and say hello. Maybe one of her friends will shout out her name! Then I can look her up on myspace, get some of her pics, and jack off to them! Boo-hoo...I'm gonna die a virgin.

myspace by CarUS July 29, 2008

Drunk MySpace 

Like the Drunk Dial except instead of using a telephone to contact an individual you use your MySpace.com account to either message, comment, picture comment, or blog about your current intoxication.

To become inebriated and then proceed to leave comments of questionable nature on your friend's MySpace page.

<Phil> Oh man! I think I drunk myspaced Lily last night, maybe I can go back and delete my comment before she reads it...
<Greg> Yeah, you might want to do that, you were pretty trashed!

Drunk MySpace by Saint Robby June 11, 2006

myspacelicious 

something that is totally myspace savy

the picture of half your face is soooo myspacelicious.

myspacelicious by aedge October 28, 2006

myspace 

The website you can become a part of if you wish to be abducted from your house by a freak you thought was your "buddy".

Did you hear that loser got killed?
yeah, he posted his social security number, adress and shoe size on myspace.
Figures. He was never too bright to begin with

myspace by Slatte December 10, 2006