Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn

This is the ultimate Kebab van. The owner is the smartest, strongest and most beatiful person you will ever meet. Because he is a Pølse mand, he has a very big penis. His current helper is pølse katten. Pølse katten brings all the pølser to people that order.

Marius: Wow i'm hungry.
Elias: Yeah, me too!
Marius: What about Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn?
Elias: HELL YEAH!

by Subiugetur November 19, 2018

Spudz mackenzied

To erratically ejaculate all over a girls face

Whoa dude, I was so wasted last night I totally Spudz mackenzied ALL over some girls face!

by Keeps hurrahs June 11, 2019

dirty macdonald

A dirty MacDonald is when you have sex with your best friends sister and finish in her hair

I gave dans sister a dirty MacDonald took 3 hours to wash that dried cum out her hair

by Macfuck April 15, 2020

Rachel Mackenzie

A girl who calls every cute guy her husband and is a walking time bomb who can’t take a joke and reminds people of a frog

*croak*
What was that?
That’s just Rachel Mackenzie

A person who needs help

by Thedicknextdoor April 16, 2020

Madison MacDonald

Madison (she will also go by Maddie even though she's says not to call her that she obviously likes it) is one of the most caring and loving people you will find in this earth. She always knows how to make you feel better and like she wants you around. She is without a doubt one of a kind and even though she's right when she's says there are seven billion other people on earth she's wrong when she says you'll find someone else like her because they just dont exist. She is a lover of all things office related and has the best personality you could hope to find in someone. She dreams of going and doing romantic things like hiking somewhere and camping or watching the stars at nigh with someone special and she's always down to travel. If you ever happen to be lucky enough to win the favor of this madison, be sure to think long and hard before you decide to blow it off, as there is no other person you will ever find like her, and it's highly likely that you will never get over the terrible decision that you made.

Guy 1: you know I actually could have been with Madison MacDonald but I didn't think about what I was doing and I fucked it up
Guy 2: bro I'm sorry but you're a fucking dipshit bro, you really did it to yourself this time

by BitchMagnet69 July 14, 2020

Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.

We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.

by SluggishDevil June 3, 2020

Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020