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The Jonas Brothers

A group of homosexuals who banded together after they were thrown out of the Republican National Convention in 2004. They decided that it was time for them to spread their gay message with gay songs and gay lyrics. They are fond of performing homoerotic acts on stage, such as penis-fencing and singing remixed ABBA songs with their whiny voices.

It is a generally accepted truth that Disney CEO Robert Iger decided to support the group after the jonas brother with the caterpillar eyebrows slept with him and performed sex acts that aren't even found in the Kama Sutra or Maxim's 365 Days of Sex Mini Calendar.

Like Hannah Montana, they are Disney RoboCo. androids that have replaced their genitals with I Love Mickey tracking-devices/antennas.
fan girl: liek omg i like totally love the jonas brothers. especially like the one with the fugly like caterpillar eyebrows! They make me think of butterflies!

Sensible gentleman: Fuckwad. They're already butterflies.

Fan girl: I hope they'll have secks with me!

sensible gentleman: HI! Skullfucker, they're gay! Besides, they don't have penises: they have DisneyTracker2000s in their crotches.
by Sensible Gentleman March 3, 2009
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jones middle school

the worst fucking middle school. everyone is racist af and fake. the teachers fucking hate specific kids and the drama is fucked up. dont go here you will get bullied by some shithead
jones middle school summarized:
jms student 1: hey

jms student 2: shut yo dumbass up you want to fight u fat fuck
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mike jones

an alternate expression for mary jane. aimed specifically towards a female audience who enjoy the effects of marijuana.
by bbygrl143 January 18, 2010
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young agent jones

An amazing powerpop band out of Starkville, Mississippi. This college town band doesn't go for shitty dave covers or widespread, they're all original. This band is composed of Jason Jones - Lead Guitar/Vocals, Ben Hodge - Bass, and Mike Yager - Drums/Backup Vocals. Check them at www.youngagentjones.com.
Young agent jones rocks hardcore.
by beaver October 10, 2004
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Jonas Brothers

An incredibly shit band who try to fit in to the 'rock' genre, alas, to no success. They attract taste-deprived female teenagers who deserve to be shot. End of.
Taste-deprived female teenager: 'OnGG i LoVe ThE jOnAs bBrOtHeRS!!11!11111'

Me: Jonas Brothers suck hairy monkey balls. You can go hang yourself now.
by Slush Kamuri-Krip January 16, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

a bunch of curly haired fugly shits that tweens drool over.
Tween: OMG ITS THE JONAS BROTHERS! *Drool*
Me: Get a grip. They're just some girly looking fugly shitheads that are in need of some makeup remover and talent.
by imonaboat93 June 14, 2009
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