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heart attack on a plate

A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*

Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
by Mark H September 23, 2004
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Kind hearted

A good, kind, merciful and generous person.
Deborah Kerr about John Wayne : " He was a kind hearted man".
by Willhelmina Plowes February 6, 2010
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Blue heart emoji

The blue heart emoji is used or given
to that one special love that sparks up your tired fucking heart, they may do a lot of small things that mean a lot - good morning texts, tight hugs, forehead kisses, etc. The one that makes your day and you smile nonstop about, the one who is the last person you think about at night, the one you can’t have but want nothing more than for them to be happy everyday.

The blue heart emoji should be reserved for the person who has a place in your heart no one could ever have.
I often send him a Blue heart emoji 💙so that he knows how important he is to me.
by BXLovelyGirl May 24, 2018
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Health Class

A period of re-education at a state funded school that teaches a variety of techniques to damage health: suicide, promiscuity, fornication, debauchery, recreational drugs.

On occasion teens will be advised not to ride in vehicles with intoxicated operators.
In Health Class you'll receive free condoms and be told to fornicate wildly if you want. This is not health advise.
by Tokenizing Words January 8, 2008
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Hijacked Headspace

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!
I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up
by tyler2009 January 4, 2012
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in a heartbeat

Immediately, at once, right away, instantly.

A very short time as denoted by the time it takes for the heart to beat.

Similar phrase: in the blink of an eye.
Oooh, i miss you in a heartbeat. Oooh, i miss you right away.
(Lyrics: Def Leppard - Miss You In A Hearbeat)
by yaeyae October 19, 2006
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Deer in headlights

A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.
Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.
by Erelgey June 28, 2008
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