Eastern Goose

A term used for someone that has finished something was ahead of time or before you, usually makes you angry.

"i have finished my French work early," said Krissy.
"Well aren't you just an eastern goose then!" Replies Neal.

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Snuggle Goose

A very unattractive women in which one regularly has sexual relations with.

Guy 1: "Dude, why the fuck does Theresa keep grinning at you?"

Guy 2: "Because she's my snuggle goose."

Guy 1: "That's gross as fuck."

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the male equivalent of a cougar; a bro late thirties and up who slays chicks in their twenties

Girl A: Who was that gray goose you dipped out with last night?
Girl B: Oh you mean the older guy? Yeah we boned like champs.

gray goose by Dr_McLovin January 12, 2016

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When a man makes honking noises like a goose then jizzes on a woman's throat.

I had to go get the wet wipes to clean up all the cum off her throat after I gave her a snow goose decoy. She wasn't happy.

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as in "my curry shot through my guts like grain through a goose. Polite version of "like shit through a goose"

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the act of giggling, chuckling, or any other variation of laughing in the midst of giving someone oral pleasure.

-"Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

-"Yeah dude, she totally giggled my goose!"

-"I wish i could get my girlfriend to giggle the goose..."

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When one sleeps with an unattractive person while on vacation.

Evan the master goose roper, roped a least 5 gooses while visting his Grand Mother in New Hampshire. Now that is some seriously ropin a goose.

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