Goose

Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy

If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!

by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

Goosing

Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games/PS Home at 4am with kids or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.

Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa (goosing).

by Ben-87 July 8, 2011

Goosed

To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.

Cody totally goosed that chick last night.

or...

Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed

by PartyBoy73 November 18, 2011

Goosed

The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.

1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!

by xskwizmx March 28, 2010

Goose

Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.

Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?

Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.

by I Fatality X February 27, 2010

GOOSE

To have several bowel movements in a short period of time.

I ate tour catering and Iv'e been shitting like a GOOSE!!

by KNOXVILLE EAST TENNESSE October 4, 2011

Goosed

To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly.

I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!

by brainstorm85 May 11, 2011