Goat Farmer

Code word for Goat Fucker aka. A.J. Vogrinetz.

Alex is such a goat Farmer...

Goat Farmer by Banana69 January 30, 2009

Goat Piece 

A undefined object or event that is often used to describe random items to others in an attempt to confuse or leave them feeling uneducated in the vernacular of popular culture.

- he's got to stop running his goat piece like that
- go grab that goat piece and bring it to your mom
- I got my goat piece caught in my zipper the other day
- ain't nothing better than a goat piece on a hot summer night
- etc.

Goat Piece by tesahbiggs April 25, 2011

goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

goat dick by Shabazzz December 14, 2008

goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.

Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?

goat gums by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

goat-lipped hussy 

Redneck term used by a redneck to describe his wife's lips in comparison to a goat when they are experiencing marital problems.

"Sandy, you're a fuckin' goat-lipped hussy. All you do is bitch bitch bitch! I like my goat Shelby better than I do your hormonal ass"

"Henry, you take your sorry ass and your fuckin' goat back to your mom's house. I'm sick of your shit!"

goat-lipped hussy by Todd Tyree October 19, 2008

goat bash 

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.

Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.

goat bash by The fearsome jabberwockyklkl July 14, 2009

goat sausage 

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis

awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage

goat sausage by ksks1996 January 27, 2011