fallon

v. to fallon = to laugh at one's own joke, especially during the very act of telling that joke.

Origin: derived from Jimmy Fallon, American comedian (b. 1974 in NY)

Sarah couldn't manage to describe Isaac's hysterical story. She kept fallonning and then would try to start over. The 20-second story took about 4 minutes, most of which was her laughter.

by B'way February 28, 2011

Falcon Pinch

A falcon Pinch is the act of Making A woman Bleed from the Vagina. Involving Inserting the thumb and first finger. Reaching to the top if the uterus, Pinching it and pulling it as far down as you can before releasing.

Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.

I totallay gave Conor's mum a Falcon Pinch last night and she bled Enough for 100 Tranfusions.
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!

by lolerdexyallanwins. July 8, 2010

Blue Falcon

The act of diming out your friends or leaving them out of something they would have want to be involved in. Otherwise know as a sell out or in the military a "Buddy Fucker".

Jason Berry "Blue Falconed" me for lunch today!!

by ilbbc January 26, 2010

Falcon

A very low-quality hooker

Friend: Don't bother paying for that Falcon, it's not worth it

by UnhappyCustomer July 25, 2011

falcon beach

1. A stupid tv series(actually i never watched it but i just assume its not worth waisting my time)

2. My sister trying to be funny - she only realized it since she has to sound words out when she's reading.
After tv commercial.

michelle; "daniel, your a falcon beach " (annoying high pitched laugh)

by daniel curtis June 29, 2006

Falcon Punch

What hookers use to save time

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

by 812479 January 1, 2010

Purple Falcon

A man who does one or two man luge and usually likes being a buddy fucker.

Scott B why are you being such a god damn purple falcon right now...WTF

by Chronic000 October 30, 2010