Poopy Faced

When you can see on someones face that they are upset, frustrated, mad, and or just hating life...

Hey Private, don't look so poopy faced, it's just a 7 mile run!

by dc2matthew April 28, 2011

downward facing slumdog millionaire

v.- when a man hides himself in a portable outhouse in the toilet part and views women defecating in said toilet. the maneuver is achieved by placing one's self in a yoga position to fit inside the toilet.

yo, that dude did a downward facing slumdog millionaire in the portapotties in the baseball field .

by wenda fwetcher July 7, 2011

Butt facing

When you butt dial someone on Face Time

Did you Face Time me yesterday?

Nah, just butt facing.

by tranquilo April 23, 2013

cranberry facial

When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.

LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.

by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.

Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.

by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014

vampire facial

Going down on a woman who's on her period. Also known as a "Rusty Taco."

I didn't know my girlfriend was on the rag, and went I down I her, I ended up with a vampire facial.

by rumour2577 April 28, 2015

strawberry facial

When a women who is on her period squirts on someones face and blood also comes out.

"Britney is really into Bloodsports, last night she gave her boyfriend a strawberry facial"

Inspired by Felicia Day on her Flog! Whilst cooking a Strawberry dish her friend Robin remarked that it could be used as a Strawberry facial, then Felicia said "That sounds bad, I think that's in Urban Dictionary somewhere" Well now it is.

by Evil Dr Nick October 15, 2015