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face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...
by dickdog75 November 30, 2011
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Yur face

A mating call mainly used by people of low intellect to attract breeding partners. Its origins are unknown but is said to be invented by a orangutan named Harithsa.
Zami: Yur face!
Mubarak: Yur face!
* starts mating *
by Ballsack6999 February 7, 2022
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face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
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Hobo Facing

To fuck someone in the face in order to give them your STD on purpose.
Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!
by Rammz July 29, 2012
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Genocide Face

A girl who is stuck up, conceited and hard to talk to. One with facial features expressing those of who have witnessed the Armenian Genocide of 1915. One who is hard to communicate with or difficult to understand. Must express negativity and lack of smile.
Man, the other day i could not even talk to that girl she was such a Genocide Face i just walked away.

I Gave her a rose and she rejected my Generosity, shes such a Genocide Face.
by ARM&ELI February 22, 2011
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funk face

funk face: is a face you pull when playing and listening to funk like you are the man/woman - think of the face you pull when you smell one of your own farts - ITS THE SAME FACE !!
"oooohhhhwwwweeeee that dude is lost in the music look at his funk face"

"look at that dude in the car with the windows up either he is rocking out to some funky shit or he has just dropped one and it smells good" !!
by Big Luke Dawg August 9, 2016
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Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard
"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"
by toldyouZed May 21, 2016
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