ejay

A program that exist that you can make you own music, but unfortunatly it has goog music to make but the default word are terrible

"rock and roll, i wanna rock and roll" or "you can dance to the jam, when jay is on you"

by Lumpy the moose July 7, 2004

Ejacutastic

When something is that damn good and you feel like your going to slightly have an orgasm over it.

Tommy: Just got new engine in my car.
Joe: Whoa shit, that looks amazing bro.
Tommy: Yea, its Fantastic !
Joe: NAH EJACUTASTIC BRO.

by ShiftingToms July 29, 2011

Ejaculate

To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.

The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.

by Penis_Beigne May 29, 2010

Ejacutrajectory

The calculation of the trajectory of ones ejaculatory fluid upon discharge.

Measurement includes height, distance, viscosity, striking force, and blast radius. Exact calculations are to be made not directly after the act in question, but the day after the fact, so that one may tell his bros about said act in mild exaggeration, without himself knowing that it was less impressive than he was led to believe.

"Upon climaxing, my ejacutrajectory was epic. My splooge knocked the scrunchie right out of her hair".

by Mlazy July 5, 2009

Ejaculanturn

When a lamp is shoved in a woman's vagina or ass and then turned on like a jac-o-lanturn and slightley pushed in and out until the light bulb is untwisted

For halloween i'm giving my gf an Ejaculanturn.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

ejacupot

when you are with a dime piece and you ejaculate inside/on her thus hitting the jackpot hence ejacupot

Did you bang that girl last night?
Ya, I ejacupotted.

by Zeus Juice December 11, 2010

EJACULEPTIC

When a human of the male sex falls asleep shortly after reaching sexual climax.

I can't beleve my boyfriend came, rolled off me and fell asleep. He must be ejaculeptic.

by fishsniffer March 16, 2011