dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

dong Kong

A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.

I took my bae on a trip to DONG KONG last night, bruh.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

donga line

A line of dudes with their dicks in each other's asses. Kinda like a conga line but with buttsex

Yo, me Kevin, Dave, Bob, and Phil all made a donga line last night. It was okay, though, because I said no homo.

by Ry-BreaD November 16, 2016

DongBonger

A DongBonger is one who is obsessed with punching Ginger peoples genitals

Jimmy is such a DongBonger.

by Serious Bitch October 23, 2017

dong bait

A hot girl, a sexy bitch. Often used as a term of endearment between two hot, sexy bitches.

Hey dong bait, did you get my message?

by CosmicSpinner November 2, 2019

dong

*adjective*

When a person is being rude, stupid, and or annoying.

The person can have one of these traits or all of them.

Situation 1

Julie: I got a 43 on my math test but it’s fine i’ll just cheat on the next on

You: Omfg you’re such a dong howd you get that low of a score

Situation 2

Julie: How are homeless people... homeless cant they just... get a job?

You: You dong that’s not how it works.

by sirducksmysterys February 2, 2021

Dong-hyuk

A fat asian kid who enjoys the taste of his own ball grease. A dong-hyuk will trade his entire life for a pack of korean gum and will happily trade that gum for friendship. Dong hyuk is the human representation of a beta male and will happily snake you for a bowl of rice

“Did you see that kid giving people gum”?”
“Yes! Hes giving them gum as a trade offer to be his friend”

“Damn, what a dong-hyuk!”

by __Mosey__ March 18, 2021