Dosty

An adjective that can be used to describe an array of opinions, whether they're positive or negative or neutral, determined by the implied context.

*example 1*

Dude: Damn, that girl is fine

Guy: Yeah, she's so dosty

*Example 2*

Guy: look at that gross ass bitch

Dude: She is Dosty!

*Example 3*

Guy1: check out these dosty speakers

Guy2: Those are sick

by Justin Sertit July 22, 2011

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

Dusty Hutch

Refers to old lady bits (genetalia) This is a generic term that spans all old women.

(walking in a crowd of older folks) Oh, there goes another dusty hutch!

by Sassy Chick September 22, 2012

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

dusty fwapper

A loud, dry, fart.

The unmistakable sound of somebody's dusty fwapper shattered the morning tranquility.

by delvinj December 11, 2013

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Dusty Surprise

When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise

Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"

by therealwhiteowl April 8, 2015