The great ditch

Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation/a group of people, usually not a good thing. Usually without one's knowledge. Sometimes the ditch promises 9 month earlier that he will be at the rendez-vous (Christmas stream), but he ditches.

#dich#abandon#run away from#flee#get away from

"He ditched us on Christmas eve, the great ditch continues then"
"During the great ditch, Greek stole the panties of a famous woman..."

by encabloza January 18, 2020

Dong and Ditch

Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.

Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.

by Under rated February 28, 2021

Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.

I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.

by Shmoovin April 18, 2021

Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in

Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!

by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021