Ding Dong Ditch

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.

"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"

by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010

ding-boofus

When a guy acts like a complete moron

A guy who mistakes crazy glue for eye drops is an epic ding-boofus

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

by mung-fu March 7, 2017

Ting Ding

A double chin nigger that says whet weird

"Ting Ding calls people crack head "

by Kylaray December 15, 2017

Ching Ding

an Asian person so stupid he thinks ching chong is part of the Chinese language

Oh boy look at this ching ding in the class

by jimbo jim bob January 14, 2020

Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong

Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927

Call me <3

"I think Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong likes you ;)))"

by Black lives are chinese November 19, 2020

Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.

"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

by NithashiTheWordInventor November 8, 2017