crotch it

when you're riding in a car with a drink in your hand and you have nowhere to set it down, so you put it in your crotch so you don't have to hang on to it anymore.

"I had nowhere to put my drink so i had to crotch it so i could smoke a cigarette."

by Mike C. February 3, 2005

crotchgobbler

one who gives oral sex

Paris Hilton is a crotchgobbler.

by jesusisonlsd December 28, 2006

Davey crotch it

When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.

1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it

by Rusty Collins February 15, 2008

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Thunder Crotch

A fire crotch (redhead) that is also an ice crotch (a bitch)... (hot and cold make thunder)

"I'm not going to the movies with that bitchy ass thunder crotch"

by joshissocool138 March 12, 2009

crotch stain

A stain of the general area of the crotch.

"hey Nick you have a crotch stain"
"Thanks Raftis I know. Thanks for noticing tho."

by N. Raftis January 4, 2008

crotch-kicker

a person who kicks a person (or people) in the crotch (yeah, that area)

Person#1: OMG did you see _______ get kicked in the crotch?

Person#2: Yeah, what a crotch-kicker.

by Stupid-defs February 2, 2009