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Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.
Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..
by Rick June 17, 2005
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Cowboy Candy

Another name for a a chew.
by paxperse November 8, 2006
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how bout them cowboys?!

1. what cowboys fans don't say about the team after a loss, becuase they all go crawl into a hole becuase, a whole their fanbase is a bunch of jackasses.

2. opposing fanbases use this to mock the cowboys after a loss.
Chris Berman: The Eagles defeated the Cowboys, 23 - 7, absolutely beating them in every aspect of the game.

Eagles Fan: Yea, how bout them cowboys?!
by Dallas Blows January 6, 2008
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Cowboy Hitler

evil german with them Nazi-zombie folk
He's married to Mario Lopez & they're just livin it up!!!
(maybe he'll give ya a call sometime if ur lucky)
oh yeaah, he's a freakin BAMF!!!
by wooooo :) March 14, 2010
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cowboy

A tough, hard-working, real man. Not a libral. No queer could ever be a cowboy. A cowboy knows how tie fences, drive an american made manual truck.
My grandpa is a cowboy because he owns a ranch and manages he horses and cows on it even though he is 73. Lets see a lib
by bill's left leg January 12, 2006
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the cowboy

The cowboy is for any one living out west. This is where a full chew spitter is poured onto the penis to be used as anal or vaginal lubrication. And if the girl is a chewer her self, you can just get dome while she has a fatty in. This works just as well.
dude, when I was at that old west bar downtown sine girl asked if I was down for the cowboy. And I said hell yeah.
by cfrau15 February 6, 2008
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upside down triple cowboy shit

MAsturbating with a sandpaper glove hopping up and down pon your partner then saying fuck you three times and kicking her boobs. Have fun
Example should include the word "upside down triple cowboy shit"
by hdhSHSDHAVBHvklVfDHLcvjkfvbxcj December 27, 2011
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