Hard to cop
Hard to cop by Mattje_sicktime July 14, 2011
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Mall Cop
Someone who sweats while riding on a segway. They also "patrol" the mall for minimum wage and act like real cops.
Malloy: Who are you suppose to be?
Mall cop: I'm Tod Rolland, head of mall security.
Malloy: (sarcastically) WOW! Head of mall security. Minimum wage and you get to ride one of those cool segways.
Mall cop: You dont sound impressed?
Malloy: I'm impressed by the way you manage to sweat on something with wheels.
Mall cop: I'm Tod Rolland, head of mall security.
Malloy: (sarcastically) WOW! Head of mall security. Minimum wage and you get to ride one of those cool segways.
Mall cop: You dont sound impressed?
Malloy: I'm impressed by the way you manage to sweat on something with wheels.
mall cop
Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.
Lady Cop
A girlfriend or woman whom you've slept with that checks up on you frequently via,text,pop-up or phone calls
Any girl that you laid it down on ,and the sex was good and she likes knowing if your giving it to some other woman
Any girl that you laid it down on ,and the sex was good and she likes knowing if your giving it to some other woman
Lady Cop by DetroitEatsSouls November 20, 2013
Play Good Cop Bad Cop
Phrase
1. A phrase now used to denote a males desire to mate with a previously identified female,Usually with handcuffs.
2. A sexual act in which two willing partners go into a shower and the submissive partner gets handcuffed to the faucet.Then said submissive partner recieves oral sex to great celebration.
1. A phrase now used to denote a males desire to mate with a previously identified female,Usually with handcuffs.
2. A sexual act in which two willing partners go into a shower and the submissive partner gets handcuffed to the faucet.Then said submissive partner recieves oral sex to great celebration.
1. Ted: "Damn did you just see that girl?"
Dave: "Hell yeah I'd play good cop bad cop with her"
2. Ted: "Hey man how'd it go with that chick from the club??"
Dave: "Not bad man. Played a little good cop bad cop."
Ted: "Word?" high five
Dave: "Hell yeah I'd play good cop bad cop with her"
2. Ted: "Hey man how'd it go with that chick from the club??"
Dave: "Not bad man. Played a little good cop bad cop."
Ted: "Word?" high five
Play Good Cop Bad Cop by BoxCar Racer April 5, 2009
Bad cop
The Kickass part of an interrogation. There are three types of bad cop: Black: Usually looks like Samuel Jackson. Has a white guy pull him off the suspect when he gets angry and starts beating people up. White: Has cool shades and a black leather jacket and, opposite of his black counterpart, has a black good cop pull him off of people. Asian: Usually looks like the average cop until someone does something bad. Then, HE OPENS A CAN OF KICKASS AND LAYS THE SMACK DOWN ON DEESE FOOLS WITH SOME MUAY THAI BOXING AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM HIS EYEBALLS AS HE BECOMES ONE WITH HIS INNER DRAGON!
Man, shouldn't have messed wit dat bad cop. That Boy was Asian and kicked my unsuspecting, treacherous ass!
Bad cop by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 19, 2013