Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
by AFake July 26, 2010
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Jesus cake

Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.
Tim: Wow. This food is great!

James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.
by am138 September 10, 2009
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Cake Voice

A thick voice that sounds like the speaker has recently eaten an entire cake and still has a chunk of it lodged in their throat.
I was watching The Waterboy the other day, and man does that Captain Insano have a real Cake Voice
by TheCadaver June 20, 2010
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Keister Cake

the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.
I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.

She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".

I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.

Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.
by kyljon November 29, 2009
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Melon Cake

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.
“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.
by Matty_B_69 August 30, 2021
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cake squad

A group of people who are superior to others. They often find they're the smartest and best looking people when around other squads.
Girl 1: Did you see him? He's so hot

Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally in the cake squad
by everwinged October 12, 2015
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anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus
Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*
by MCPanda131 December 01, 2011
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