To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
by AFake July 26, 2010
by am138 September 10, 2009
A thick voice that sounds like the speaker has recently eaten an entire cake and still has a chunk of it lodged in their throat.
by TheCadaver June 20, 2010
the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.
I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.
She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".
I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.
Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.
She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".
I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.
Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.
by kyljon November 29, 2009
Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.
by Matty_B_69 August 30, 2021
A group of people who are superior to others. They often find they're the smartest and best looking people when around other squads.
by everwinged October 12, 2015
Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*
by MCPanda131 December 01, 2011