cmclaughlin

The act of placing your penis into a hot dog roll and then placing ketchup and mustard on top.

Dude look at my cmclaughlin

by JenBrog December 1, 2010

cmnl

Closed mouth nose laugh

A microlol; A cmnl is a physical manifestation or expression of one's minor amusement at a humorous event. Similar to a repressed laugh out loud. It consists of several brief, audible, exhales through the nose. Cmnl's are most appropriate when the humorous event experience does not quite warrant full-on out-loud laughter.

Person 1: So how did they kill all the giant spiders at the end of "Eight Legged Freaks"?

Person 2: WITH OVER 9000 BUG BOMBS!!

Person 1: cmnl

by fleetv2 August 2, 2011

CMTM

Shorthand for: Chuckling maniacally to myself.

"Up to now, I haven't had the time to play Diablo III. Up to now. CMTM."

by Davinchi October 26, 2012

CMS

It means "check my story" witch is on an app called snapchat.

Go cms on snap!

by Etonfire April 11, 2016

Cmoe

Acronym for cash money over everything. Means choosing money over most things in life. Including people.

I'm CMOE.
Wassup CMOE.

by Car10522 December 21, 2016

cmp

"cuff me please" as in please date me or ask me out

"i just want sam to cmp"

by morganeveretthowell April 8, 2017

cmu

Cmu on social media such as instagram can mean either 'Chat me up' or 'Cracks me up' or something like that for example 'Cracking myself up'

Person 1: OMG you guys, a spider just bit me!
Person 2: Bite it back.
Person 3: CMU

by MusicalTheatreGirl May 28, 2017