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Gig Buddy 

People who are friends/meet up for the sole reason of going to events, concerts, festivals, or gigs, often due to real friends (or lack of real friends) not sharing the same taste in music or said events, concerts, festivals, or gigs.

Often, people looking for "gig buddies" conjugate online, in places such as Last FM, to find others who share similar musical tastes, and as such are willing to go to events together, despite being complete strangers.
I wish I had gotten a Gig Buddy instead of missing that last concert
Gig Buddy by EricAvaith May 28, 2010
Related Words
buddy buds budussy Bud Light budweiser budgie buddha buddhism budda budget

Fuck Buddha 

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer
Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.
Fuck Buddha by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

good-time buddy 

One or more associates or confidants that an individual has to pass the dreary time away in the work environment or more obvious social occasions.

The nature of the conversations between the good time buddies is one of harsh cynicism and usually of a defamatory nature where the onus is on criticising the universe at large. They tend to use cryptic terms that can only be deciphered by non-participating third parties by obtaining the enigma machine.

Please note: Good-time buddies are not necessarily having a "good time".
MFQ: "Do you see those 2 cocksuckers? They walk around the building laughing!"
MILF: "Yeah, they're good time buddies."
good-time buddy by poja August 2, 2004
A place where buds can come together and hang out, chill, play video games, eat junk food, and have a generally AWESOME, budtastic time. Not to be confused with bud hole or associated with weed or marijuana in any way.
Stu: "Hay man! What are you doing?"
Brian: "Nothing! What do you think?"
Stu: "Oh! Sounds boring, wanna come over and Chill in my Budhole? I have Pizza and Gears of War 4!!!"
Stu: "SWEEET! That sounds badass I'd love to see your Budhole!!"
Budhole by EctoNERD August 10, 2017

Buddy Wayne Name

As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).

See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.
Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"

Other person: "Salman Rowe."

Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."
Buddy Wayne Name by Buddy Wayne February 11, 2019

Vent-buddying 

Vent-buddying is a term used when two people are arguing about which one of them is better, cuter, smarter, etc. It originates from the the phrase “vent buddy” which is a person you share your thoughts and feelings to, and in return they make you feel better. Vent buddies often will say that you are better than them, hence the word “vent-buddying.”
Stella: You’re the best!!
Lizzy: No, you’re way better!

(the two girls are vent-buddying)
Vent-buddying by zuzi_lizzi December 23, 2020