reiki blowjob

A semi-promised blowjob from a significant other that results in nothing beyond feeling more stressed and frustrated than you were before

My wife knows what I want for our anniversary and it better not be a fucking reiki blowjob!

by AK Urban Definitions June 1, 2022

APEX blowjob

Giving your man a blowjob while he’s in a heated game of APEX.

you cant make it to skull town without that apex blowjob

by Emoney772 April 6, 2019

Blowjob day

On April 28th your girlfriend needs to give you a really good blowjob till you cum in her mouth and she can’t say no.

April 29 is blowjob day!

by ycycycycgc i i i g r. ezra April 28, 2021

Hoover Blowjob

Derren's favourite fetish.

I gave my dad a hoover blowjob.

by Derren memey penis May 29, 2018

Marmite blowjob

The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.

Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?

by endamode October 26, 2018

jellyfish blowjob

A jellyfish blowjob is the act of sucking a dude off and tasing his testicals. Or a jellyfish can be used to do this however the pain can last much longer than tasing the testicals.

Hey Morgan do you want a jellyfish blowjob

by I eat booty May 25, 2018

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020