turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus July 19, 2016

blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018

person blanket

The person that makes you feel warm inside, just like a blanket.

You're my person blanket.

by synthetic January 18, 2018

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017

Bomb blanket

When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.

I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.

by Jimmmmyyyy January 6, 2017

blanket hippie

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.

Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.

by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017

Heavy Blankets

Used instead of “lit, sick, dope, awesome, sweet, etc.” when something is “cool.”

Dude 1: Check out this sweet bong man!
Dude 2: Yeah man, heavy blankets, dude!

by thedavidventer November 9, 2020