txt-back anxiety

When a girl says she'll text you later, and ages later she still hasn't but you don't want to call her or you'll seem like a desperate idiot. Suffered by desperate idiots and paranoid teenage freaks like me and the rest of my ragtag bunch of misfits.

I got bad txt-back anxiety when Emma said she'd text me later and she still hadn't like 8 hours later. Turns out she said 'I'll text you tommorrow'. Oh well, I'm an idiot.

by dudeman April 10, 2004

Double Hog Back Growler

Pulling out the penis and the ball sack in plain view durnig the act of mooning

I gave Ed the Double Hog Back Growler at the golf tournament

by Kevin594 September 10, 2008

back titty

When a criminally fat woman wears shirts far too tight for her pudgy frame, her bra straps push out on enormous mounds of flesh. Thus, these sweaty appendages take the appearance of floppy tits.

I was so busy staring at that whale's back tittys that I nearly killed her with my vehicle

by 1_tough_hombre January 30, 2008

Talking Back

A stupidass comeback your parents use when you have a correct answer to a question or a way to desolate a situation.

"Wouldn't it be better if-"
"Don't talk back to me!"
"But I thought it-"
"I said stop talking back to me young man!"
"Fine, ill sto-"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

by Lil_Worst March 28, 2020

I Am Back

Referring to the the previous absence of ones self and the present attendance of ones self in a present situation.

Hey guys, I am back! Let's get this started!

by ViceWiseman March 24, 2010

run that shit back

When someone says some out of line comment and you give them a chance to correct it before you knock them tf out. Its like saying “What did you just say” but more thuggish🤗

Man: Females piss me off
Female: Run that shit back
Man: i said females make me mad!!
Female: mkay *knocks him tf out*

by Pseudonym children October 6, 2019

Back Boobs

Sometimes an individual is so fat that the rolls of fat on their back become strange, breast-like appendages. They have a bizarre, hypnotic power. Even though you are mildy repulsed, it is hard to look away once you see a real pair of beauties jiggling like there's no tomorrow on someone's back.

1. Cheryl: Man, check out the back boobs on that femullet! Those have got to be double D's.
Brigid: At least!

2. Jenna: Thank GOD I don't have back boobs!
Cheryl: ...YET!

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009