batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States

by Sexydimma March 7, 2015

fish batter

The female equivalent of Duck Butter.

I slept with a girl last night and woke up to the aroma of her fish batter.

by Jayremy May 6, 2008

Brownie Batter Splatter

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.

Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.

by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023

Putting on batteries

Getting ones things together in order to acomplish a daunting task or demand.

Harry needs to be putting on batteries if he plans on having that report done by the deadline.

by Sergio G. January 2, 2008

Banter Biter

A person that gets irritated or bites really easy when banter is thrown at him.

Luke: Why are you going home so early? are you using your Spacklock? or are you heading off to get some Bum Javelin action?
James: Go kill yourself.
Luke: Oh James - you are such a Banter Biter.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

Banterography

A art of taking a funny or stupid photograph, usually to show to friends on a blog or Facebook etc.

*Jim is a master in banterography, you see those hilarious pics on his blog!?

*Tom really needs to work on his banterography skills.

by Charltzy November 30, 2009

Banter Shorts

A pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night.

The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.

I've got the banter shorts on lads! Shit's about to get fucked up!

by Banter-Shakesphere June 2, 2011