Back Door Burglar

One who performs in the act of anal sex. Usually refers to a gay man.

See those two guys holding hand? I bet they're back door burglars.

by DJM November 27, 2003

back beard

when hair runs from the lower back down the crack of your ass

is that guy rideing a horse or is that just his back beard.

by KY Kid June 25, 2006

Back End Cold Front

When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.

To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.

by Irish Beast June 18, 2006

Back Sack'n'Crack

Three words defining the hair removal procedures involved in hair salons of a male from the areas of the carpet back, ballsack and butt crack.

Usually coupled with a hairless jock area.

'You're a fucking hairy cunt'
'No way dude, I'm off on a jolly this weekend at a health spa. As part of the package I'm getting the 'ole back sack'n'crack'
'I hear that'

by Krikpoh Kneebracket January 28, 2007

back-splatter

Noun. The high-velocity pattern made by liquid fecal matter on the back of the toilet above the waterline. This pattern is formed when one has an uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels as he or she is in the process of sitting down and is still in a leaning-forward position. Because the movement associated with this phenomenon is usually time-consuming, the resulting back-splatter typically dries and will not come off when the toilet if flushed. Back-splatter usually lasts until physically removed with a brush and Comet.

Man, I know Al has been in here today, there's already back-splatter on the toilet.

by Duckmeat March 9, 2005

back talking

To be rude to your elders or disrespectful when ask to do something

Father: Clean up your room
Son: But I don't want to I just cleaned it
Father: Boy don't be back talking me get it done

by cflem September 10, 2015

Back Shot

A man positions himself behind his partner, and inserts his d*ck into his woman's vagina from behind. She's usually bending over something, or on her hands and knees. The guy can then pull her hair, and use her boobies for handles.

My favorite sexual postion is doggy style!

by NetProtocal August 25, 2005