Awkward

1. Used in any type of silence, that spans short or long.

2. Used to end a conversation

3. Something you scream in the middle of the public spontaneously.

Jim: Hey, Mitch. How's it going?
Mitch: Fine, thanks. How about you?
Jim: Great! I'll see you around, Mitch!
Mitch: AAAAAAAWKWAARD!!!

Awkward...

by Youttttt November 29, 2011

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Awkward Salmon

When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.

Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.

by Maebabe January 1, 2018

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Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time

AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

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thats awkward

A phrase used when in an awkward situation, usually to make it seem less awkward for yourself, although usually doubling the awkwardness of the others involved.

"I'm so fat, i hate it!" -Fat Girl

*awkward silence*

"Thats awkward." -Chill dude

by adds24 April 10, 2011

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Awkward Lion King

A gesture used to indicate an awkward situation. Both hands are raised above the head in a manner similar to Rafiki in the Lion King when presenting baby Simba. It is important that the gesture is done awkwardly.

Eric: I really like Erica but I don't think she knows.
*Erica appears*
*Awkward Lion King*

by friedfish December 18, 2010

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awkward turkey

a derivative of the awkward turtle, when one holds his/her hands in the shape of a turkey by clenching one fist with the thumb pointed outwards, and placing the other hand at the bottom of the clenched hand (wiggling of the fingers to make it look as if the turkey is moving is also acceptable).

A brotha came up to me and said let's bang. I responded by giving him the awkward turkey. He thought it was a gang sign and immediately busted his peice and said, "What'd you say to me you cracka ass bitch!?"

by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

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