Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019

half-bobber

Noun: (slang) A female who tends to get little more than the head of a penis in her mouth while performing oral sex.

1. The top of her head looks great but she is a half-bobber.

2. She was a half-bobber so I had to dump the bitch.

3. My last girlfriend was a half-bobber, she was always leaving me with blue balls.

by KDH September 8, 2008

half a jag

Half drunk

Chandra had half a jag on after dinner

by Art vanvelay September 7, 2019

half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.

Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.

by electrocaine September 3, 2018

Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.

A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.

by Alibali September 4, 2013

Fruit and a half

A gay guy that's very tall. Generally over 6ft high.

Hey did you meet Andrew last night? He's totally a fruit and a half!

by AndrewBlue September 1, 2016

half lethargic

To be lazy, and sluggish see lethargic{ but still get out and enjoy the sun and do athletic shit and enjoy life skating with friends but still mostly lie in bed all day. usually the slightly overweight guy in the group. don’t let him fool you. he could possibly beat the shit out of you.

Me: Hey dude. wanna hang out?
Friend: Sure!
*Next Day*
Friend: Hey dude, wanna hang out?
Me: *Says later but never does it* Sorry, being a little Half Lethargic
Friend: ahh, we’re usually all that guy sometimes

by DangitBob June 2, 2018