Extreme poser

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis
Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram
by Skeetman337 June 20, 2018
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Hater-poser

A hater who is also a poser. A person who hates on others because said person thinks he knows a lot about something (but he doesn't, he's more a poser ).

Not to be confused with "poser hater ", which is someone who hates on posers .
John: Hey I really like this style of music.

Adam: You don't even know who that artist is . (Gives a stink eye/hater look)

John: Adam is a hater-poser.
by Going back out February 28, 2016
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Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.
The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
by Solid Mantis January 02, 2020
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poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 01, 2023
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Xtreme poser

The kinds of people who make you hate living in a town.
He/ she was the kind of xtreme poser that made people hate doing things and going places that were already dull even more. Nobody was going to miss his/her bullshit.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2020
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Urban Poser

When someone posts something and pretends its me, with my name, in order to start drama.
by whateverwhatever12345 February 15, 2013
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