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This is Greg. He's on a tank

I love Greg on a tank

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.

by yomismo August 24, 2008

being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024

Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.

I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work

by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025

Greg

Who names their kid greg

Gideon: who it that

Nola: that is greg
Gideon: wtf who names their child that!?!

by XxxJust_this_girl_69Xxx March 9, 2019

Greg

Shit at every champ apart from fucking zed and yas

Greg- Im PRo
EVERY CHAD: YOUR TOILET WATER

by rapist266 June 3, 2021

Gregging about

To be extremely lazy and not get anything done

"Yo Greg stop Gregging about man, the boss wont be happy"

by Greg McGreggypants October 15, 2022