Day woman

A female co-worker that a married man is sometimes 'intimately' close to just about every hour of every day while at work.

Bob having a drink with Tom: Did you check out who just walked in?
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!

by Pizzamaster April 21, 2010

womans rights

In the past it meant the right to hang around at home drinking laudanum while a man worked long hours at an unsafe job to give them everything they need. Nowadays the feminist definition is whatever will indulge the whim of the feminist shrieking it at you, the egalitarian definition it is that women have the right to be equally as miserable, unfulfilled and ignored as men.

Feminist definition of womans rights:
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)

Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.

by ΑΩ December 17, 2016

salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004

Wing Woman

The friend who will stay by your side when you go out and/or dance with you while clubbing in order to keep the ugly/creepy/scary guys at bay. Unlike a Wing Man, this is not the girl who occupies the hot guy's ugly friend. Unlike women, guys have no problem ditching their friends for the hook-up (they just say, "peace out, man, I got to go tap that" and the discussion is closed). Wing Women are usually hot or at least cute so that they are easy to pass off if there happens to be a not so ugly/creepy/scary guy with whom the other woman would like to hook up. The Wing Woman position may be held simultaneously within a pair or group of women.

Good thing Evelyn was my Wing Woman or that creepy guy would have been grinding me on the dance floor.

by Nicole Masciopinto April 25, 2007

womans rights

The worst idea ever conceived.

Women are incompetent.

by Susan B. Anthony September 4, 2005

woman's basketball

an oxymoron; pathetic excuse to put a ball in a basket, and when it happens, it is a paradox; some shots are so ridiculous, one wonders how it is some women are allowed to play the game; I must clarify, there are good women basketball players, however most are horrible

Stan: Hey are you going to the Woman's basketball game?
Bill: Yeah, im doing a report on whether drunk monkies can beat a high school girl's bball team
Stan: Oh cool, I'll see you there
Bill: Yeah
Stan: Hey, I'll put $10 on the monkies winning
Bill: I'll add it to the pot

by ILuvWomen March 8, 2007

Modern Woman

Can very often be put in the text and has many uses both professional and sexual. The 'Modern Woman' has a job, not entry level, has done very well for herself and maintains or does not maintain a family. In the 1950's when the term first came to use, it was also a sexual saying. A modern woman can have as many romantic interests as she sees fit. The modern woman pursues affairs and is equal to the man when it comes to sexual partners. Marking the end of the 'nice girl era' in which women were only suppose to have one sexual partner as opposed to men, who could pursue interests of a sexual nature.

'You're a modern woman, you can have as many partners as you please"

"Wow Susan dresses nice, owns her own house, is sexy and sleeps around"
"Shes the regular modern woman."

by SlicKsta00 September 8, 2009