wingdings

an extremely ugly, unattractive, or otherwise undesirable female

You: Yo, that girl is wingdings.
Friend: Word, just look at that shit.

::Ugly girl walks up to you::
Wingding: (Insert random greeting)
You: Sorry, I don't speak windings.

by papaya March 16, 2005

Wing

An automotive wing is a device attatched to the rear end of a vehicle to improve the down force of the rear wheels. Often it is confused with a spoiler, which simply changes the aerodynamic shape of the vehicle, but doesnt provide enough change to apply any downwards force.

Another misconseption is the uselessness of them on front-wheel drive ricers. Though often improperly installed, the actual 'wing' part can sometimes be reversed, depending on manufacturer, to reduce drag on the backside of the car, making it lighter, and applying more force to the front wheels.

The other day, I saw some idiot ricer sporting wal-mart spinners, and a unneccissarily large wing

by EDOLZ December 19, 2008

Wing It

To have no skill or natural abillity in the task you are fixing to do but having the abillit to make everyone around you think that you do also when giving speaches that you just made up

I had know clue how to take apart a car but i just winged it and all the guys in the shop figured i did ok.
When i was elected president my speach was pure bullshit i winged it all the way

by Travis June 11, 2005

wing

To huck something at something with great force with the intent to cause massive damage.

"I'm gonna wing a tree at you if you don't shut up!"

by Vee Are Are Schee July 8, 2004

winetard

Someone who lacks the sophistication regarding the protocol of going to a wine tasting event or sampling wine at a restaurant.

Kevin McDermott was such a winetard at the wine-tasting party, he'll just drink straight from the bottle.

by rustygardner November 26, 2007

wing banners

Fatigue of general area after firing off too many ping pong balls.

'I've got wing banners after last night's performance!'

by KingTutsWWH May 8, 2008

Wing Head

The process of knocking ones head on the wing of a sprint car. This is a common occurrence for rookie mechanics and an occasional happening for more seasoned race teams.

Ouch, Damn, My head. Ha ha man you gotta watch out for that wing, you got wing head.

by Schwander Racing February 9, 2010