wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale

Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.

by Glenn quagmire November 19, 2014

Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

by NighthawkZ Boi February 06, 2020

Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale

Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"

by NzCoCoPoPs June 19, 2021

glowing whale

Used to describe whales swimming among bioluminescence (for example, in Life of Pi).

*looking over ocean*

C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*

by The Long Haired Beast November 21, 2018

Whale Spearing

WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A FAT GIRL DOGGY STYLE AND YOU PULL OUT OF HER PUSSY AND RAM UR COCK IN HER ASSHOLE WITHOUT MERCY

I Was Whale Spearing my neighbor without lube all night.

by Dj Cheff From Puerto Rico February 07, 2014

the great whale

The great whale

The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.

by The elder whaler February 27, 2016

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 12, 2016