Skip to main content

West Virginia Waltz 

The "West Virginia waltz" symbolizes a moment of togetherness and intimacy shared by the narrator and her beloved. It represents a loving connection that transcends the hardships and challenges of their lives. The phrase "No one holds a flame to you" suggests that this person is irreplaceable and holds a special place in the narrator's heart.

West Virginia Margarita 

Blanco Tequila, Mountain Dew, and rim of pixie stix dust. Blended with an electric tooth brush.
I will have the finest Appalachian Libation. “The West Virginia Margarita”.

West Virginia Funnel 

A two man job where one person (A) excretes into a toilet, while the other person (B) urinates in the mouth of the excreter. The urine is then passed through (A) and urinated into the toilet. A innovative solution to classic "one restroom" issue.
A: " Bro I really gotta go, could you hurry up?

B: How about a West Virginia Funnel?

A: "Hell yeah!"

West Virginia University 

Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”

West virginia snake bite 

The act of chmming in a womans ass then pissing in at the same time before pulling out then let cum and piss combine ass they run out into a shot glass giving them the option of adding a liquor of choice with a chaser of slappin that ass or face depending on what they prefer can be done without alchohal
I came in her ass then had too pee so i did then she drank it with a chaser of jack then i smacked her ass and squeezed her cheeks as my babies ran out her mouth west virginia snake bite

West Virginia 

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.
West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.
West Virginia by Txorromorro February 17, 2025