Tweetoholic

One who has an addiction or obsession to twitter, sometimes instagram. Commonly found with at least 400 followers after a month of account usage.

GF: Can you just get off that app and pay a little attention to me?!

Dude: Sorry, but i'm a tweetoholic and i can't be cured.

GF: Fine, we're through!

Dude: *takes selfie* *writes caption saying "just broke up with the bæ."*

by Mr. Pazizzle June 26, 2014

tweetsitter

Tweetsitter: (n) One who has access to and watches another's twitter feed and deletes any inappropriate tweets as they appear.

The "inadvertent" retweet from Trump with a picture of a train running over a CNN reporter must have been deleted by his White House tweetsitter.

by NPRAddict August 15, 2017

Tweetorial

A tutorial made by stringing together a series of tweets. A tweetorial is therefore a long or extended tweet, and is used only on Twitter. As with tweets, one can add hashtags, links, polls and short videos to tweetorials.

Twitter has a 280 character word limit, but if you want to teach others and need to say more than the word limit allows, you can get around it by composing a tweetorial.

by smlungpathguyssmlunsmlungsmlun October 15, 2018

Tweetwave

A large amount of tweets in a short amount of time

I just don't understand why I received this tweetwave of feedback where people were telling me "Oh it's not hot in the summer".

by I,Tim January 23, 2019

tweetative

talkative, but on the social media website Twitter in the form of Tweets

6 Tweets in half an hour? Dang! She's so tweetative today.

by leggyshay October 1, 2022

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013