Twat Waddler

Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.
Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"
by Siddius October 09, 2010
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twat nag

A person seen as obtaining or trying to obtain sexual contact with a female in a metaphorically "naggy" manner. The tendency to try so hard to attain snatch access could be mis-construed as rapey behaviour.
It didn't matter how many times i said no, he kept asking me to come back to his room for a 'night cap', he's definitely a bit of a twat nag
by Jam Warm February 02, 2016
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Cuntball Twat

1. Male version of cunt bitch
2. Lying douche-bag
3. Used to describe people named Chandler
4. Most satisfying if preceded by the word 'fucking'
"God he is such a fucking cuntball twat!"

"What a dumb fucking cuntball twat."
by Pippylongstocking01 January 06, 2012
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twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off
1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!
by proballa March 03, 2009
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Twat stomp

It's like the hokey pokey, but with vaginas.
Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?

Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!

booty dance pussy
by Blarc March 24, 2016
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Twat Flop

- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.
"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."
by vulgaroblivion March 06, 2015
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Toxic Twat

The gold star of foul smelling, dirty and at times, disease riddled pussy.
Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.

Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.

I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
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