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twat brie

Vaginal secretion, very similar to Fanny Batter, except exclusive to French ladies.
Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.
by Jam Warm October 6, 2016
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Two twat

1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....
To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
by Real redboss May 31, 2018
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Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.
n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five
by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010
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twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.
Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.
by Sean Ethan May 9, 2008
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twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii
Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
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Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"
by singletracklife June 10, 2016
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twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off
1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!
by proballa March 2, 2009
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