salty twat

used to describe a sweaty vag can also be used to describe a person who is very rude or annoying

person1: "shut up you salty twat."
person2: "what?"
person1: "oh my god stop i can taste the salt."

by amberkaytlyn October 30, 2015

twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

by smarties37 May 12, 2014

Smug Twat

Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.

I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.

I know, he is a real smug twat.

by Poco Girl April 14, 2015

twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii

Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.

by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009

twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off

1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!

by proballa March 2, 2009

Twat stomp

It's like the hokey pokey, but with vaginas.

Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?

Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!

booty dance pussy

by Blarc July 11, 2016

twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.

Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.

by Sean Ethan May 9, 2008