British teeth

Believing that British teeth are always bad is an ignominy, cultivated by stupid Americans who makes clever Americans feel terribly embarrassed.

A (stupid American): Everyone knows that British teeth are horrible !

B (clever American): Stop saying bullshit, you jackass !

by ANFeuerstahl November 3, 2012

Goofy teeth

Martin Barker

Teeth hangin down to his nuts

by Ben Dover July 17, 2003

summer teeth

Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there.

Howard Stern: She has summer teeth.
Guy: Whats that?
Howard Stern: Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there
*All laugh*

by Plead The Fifth January 17, 2005

teeth-conscious

When one has something done with their teeth (ex. braces, veneers, whitening, etc) and suddenly begins noticing other people's pearly whites.

James: Oh dude you got veneers.
Joe: I know, you know that chick I'm hitting on?
James: Yeah what 'bout her?
Joe: I saw her smile, looks like shit.
James: Veneers got you teeth-conscious, bruh.

by cirquedusolame December 9, 2009

bone apple teeth

a phrase widely and often used by famous youtuber sssniperwolf

bone apple teeth man

by austin simar July 11, 2019

Summer teeth

When someone has teeth that are in desperate need of braces.

“Look at that guy, he has summer teeth.”
“What the heck are summer teeth?”
“You know, some are here – some are there.”

by Anj L May 16, 2007

Teeth

When somebody has horendous teeth, you should not hesitate to tell them. Its important dont have shocking teeth, and if they need to be informed, inform them.

" Bruv, your teeth are horendous, sort them out"

by Beast09 January 20, 2008