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fairy woman

1: An imaginary girlfriend who is a construct of a young man's imagination, especially fantasy nerds. A variation of this is space woman, where a sci-fi geek will invent a girlfriend that does not exist anywhere but in their head.

2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
1(a): I'm worried about Neville, his girlfriend seems too much like a fairy woman to be real. He needs to get out more.

1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.

Cedric: Her kisses are magical.

Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.

2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
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Woman repellent

Look at the dream face reveal, it’ll say a lot.
“Bro have you seen dream’s face reveal?”
“Yeah, he’s hot.”
“Wdym. He’s literally woman repellent.”
by Mootiza October 4, 2022
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Whose Womans Is This?

It is the opposite of saying Whose Mans Is This? towards a woman who kills the moment or does something that's not cool or simply being lame.
A woman puts her credit card info on a birthday cake & posted up on her facebook page publicly or on TV.

You gotta say this out loud: Whose Womans Is This?

Just Like Whose Mans Is This?
by Beautifullanier June 8, 2017
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Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.
Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky
by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019
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Day woman

A female co-worker that a married man is sometimes 'intimately' close to just about every hour of every day while at work.
Bob having a drink with Tom: Did you check out who just walked in?
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!
by Pizzamaster April 21, 2010
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salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother
"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool
by Hakko April 14, 2004
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womans rights

In the past it meant the right to hang around at home drinking laudanum while a man worked long hours at an unsafe job to give them everything they need. Nowadays the feminist definition is whatever will indulge the whim of the feminist shrieking it at you, the egalitarian definition it is that women have the right to be equally as miserable, unfulfilled and ignored as men.
Feminist definition of womans rights:
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)

Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.
by ΑΩ December 17, 2016
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