Jared

They will break your heart and they will tell you want you want to hear before you fall for them make sure you know what your getting into because your getting ready for a heartbreaking experience and you will always carry that

I fell for a Jared he broke my heart because he said “ I like you too” little did I know he just wanted to leave me heartbroken

by 68283 April 19, 2019

Jared

Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!

Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!

by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022

Jared

His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)

"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"

by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021

Jared Naicker

Just a naai really, what else can I say?

Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021

Ellie and Jared

The best youtubers with the sweetest kids. First son, Jackson born in 2014 after infertility. Second son, Calvin, born 2015. Third son due June 2018. youtube.com/ellieandjared

'Have you seen the Ellie and Jared vlog? It's so sweet!'

by imsorrywho? June 17, 2018

Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer

‘Is it a bird, is it a plane...No...It’s Jared’

by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021