Gum thong

When you stretch your gum vertically over your tongue, you split the tongue in half and create booty cheeks and the gum becomes the thong of said booty cheeks.

Oh damn that’s a nice looking gum thong you have there. Teach me how you do it.

by Extraivy September 23, 2019

Tit Thong

n. A variance of a bra that is comprised solely of thin straps that surround, but do not cover the breasts (or tits).

While I didn't see a practical application for it, the TIT THONG is incredibly sexy when worn.

by Max Steam October 7, 2020

GG Thong

When a lady is obese to the point where her thongs are stretched to the max and holding on for dear life. Can be used for men in reference to their swim shorts too.

Guy 1: Have you seen that whale over there?
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong

by TheJenerate October 19, 2020

donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)

"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"

by joey bugsville November 10, 2020

schlong thong

A man thong that has a penis pouch a attachment

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.

by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021

Swamp thong

A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!

Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong

Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.

by Jimi7849 July 17, 2021

Co-thon

A simple, WIP Compound, Gender Neutral, All Identifiers, Pronoun for today's (They/She/He) representatives. Combining centuries old Pronoun identifiers Co(nongendered), and Thon(that one, he, she, or it) into a simpler way of describing someone as a nongendered, they/them/he/she/him/her person, without confusing the 3 centuries old linguist term "They" in writing. Optional P.S. potential insight if ya didn't know, All intelligently aware things that can notify you of their appropriate pronouns, Name, or Title, most likely appreciate others for respectfully identifying them by what they requested, as a form of basic politeful respect, for your small kindness in doing so, The same should be expected back at you from them for you, for basic empathy & politeful respect (which for us humans, is a rare good trait) to another fellow thing. You have the right to refuse such personal basic respectful things, especially if they shove it down your throat all negatively toxic like, or if they just refuse to acknowledge and respect you despite you respecting them, but in most other cases though, be prepared for the consequences for not respectfully complying, alongside Judgement.

TL;DR,

A easy to use WIP Gender Neutral, Compound Pronoun term that appropariately identifys (They,She,He) all without misgendering another's known/unknown preferred pronouns in a polite way and not messing with the linguist term in writing,"They" Feel free to use co and thon by itself whenever necessary

I was talking to my co-thon friend the other day, co-thon was puffing dandelions and drinking nectar; they are a nice hummingbird.
Charlie at the raisin factory recently came out as a co-thon, saying co-thon will cover the shift, whether Co with others or Co-self.
In Recent Debates on the subject of 2 genders from the past millenium. A group of people have emerged time and time again to come identify themselves as Co-thons and we are deeply sorry if we upset any co-thons out there that felt like we didn't include them amongst our race.

by Ninjaboi J.A.M September 3, 2021