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Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God
"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"
by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021
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Father

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.
by Aristomenis November 16, 2019
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father daddy

chevy avalanche 2005

we fucked it up. rip father daddy.

engine seized

2005-2023
“rip father daddy, you will be missed.”

*cries*
by trysaratops August 31, 2023
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Father and Son Incest

Eric wanted to have sex with his father,John.He went to the room and pulled off his pants and briefs. Then he said to his dad,Wanna have fun dad?.His dad said “Disgusting,No!” .Eric Said,”I know you want to do it with your son Eric. Dad admitted and said “I actually do, And pulled his pants and briefs off too,Then Eric went to the bed and His dad John too,They were ready for doggy style and his dad started to hump him on his back,Eric Moaned for the pleasure,And his dad was so horny,He started to do it faster,They moaned and John,His dad finally cummed,and said “Ahh…. The jizz is so good…” and eric cummed too due to the pleasure. Then Eric started to wear his dad’s briefs and his dad dod the same,Then Eric started to jerk his dad’s Dick covered by the fabric,Then his dad said “Yes… Good boy… Ah yes!..” and then his dad started moaning and cummed after,They were very close and started to do it everyday
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fatherness

being a father or a dad
my dad is the best, hes so good at fatherness’
by lifeispointless November 8, 2023
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Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
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Father Druggie

Father Druggie is a drugged up verison of Father Christmas
Santa: I hate Father Druggie
Elf: Yes I argee Sir Santa
by anonymous November 19, 2023
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