Shocker

The shocker is a sexual move. Also refered to as two in the pink and one in the stink. It's when you insert both the middle and index finger into a womans vagina as well as the pinky in her stinky. With emphasis on the pinky going into the ass last; hence the term, SHOCKER!! As she will be shocked when it happens.

I gave that girl a shocker and she was into it!!

by howard Stein October 10, 2005

Stockdale

A person with a massive brain and superior intellect. Visually they look like a Mekon or one of the weird freaky creatures from the film 'Mars Attacks'. They always write in a way that tries to make everyone else seem stupid and spend most of their life trolling the internet and playing computer games. They probably love talking about food and shop at Waitrose, probably.

you want me in your quiz team? sorry, I ain't no Stockdale

by Blasphomy_fb December 15, 2011

blue stocking

is a old slang term for business women i.e. secretaries, journalists, creative thinkers. started in europe around 1400

a group of blue stockings gathered together with all persons, in mentaly stimulating conversation.

by yo mimi moma February 14, 2010

shock-therapy

Using something powerfully persausive to bring someone to your side.

A smith and wesson is a great tool for shock-therapy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

shock thread

on a message board, a thread where the threadstarter seems like they're sounding serious when it's total sarcasm. this is where people catch feelings and fail to realize it was only a joke.

threadstarter's topic: marijuana has been legalized all around the world (with extensive made-up but believable details)

posters: SAY WORD!!!!!!!!

knowledgable poster: lol it's a shock thread you fucking idiots

by lamont coleman January 4, 2008

knock of shock

An unexpected interruption (usually by a figure of authority) during an intimate moment in the backseat of a vehicle, or other public place.

Ashlee and Duke had their privacy invaded with a knock of shock, as they were getting busy in the back of his car.

by A cat and a flamingo August 6, 2007

shock site

A site that is created for offending/shocking or otherwise to gross out people with a repeating pornographic/gay porn/eating poop or other gross animation. Most shock sites does not contain bad words on its URL that will make people suspect that is a bad site. People send shock sites to their friends to trick them. The most common way is to say "free PowerPoint templates, go to www.pressurespot.com." Some sites redirects to shock sites, some viruses/JavaScript hijack your home page to a shock site. Meatspin is a shock site with full of links for other shock sites. There are also tubgirl, creampie, lemonparty.org.

I think shock sites are just funny so I sent the links to random people.

by SandaimeSpaceMan March 3, 2008