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scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017
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icy squirrel

A blowjob where the blower has an ice cube in each side of their mouth, which puffs out their cheeks. This is believed to have originated in a rural shanty-town called Yarmouth in the South-Eastern part of Canada, however this lore is yet to be confirmed.
Last night she gave me the ol' icy squirrel
by Peter Fidler November 7, 2017
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b squirrel

by Emma mapother January 18, 2018
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Angery Squirrel

The crazy friend that climbs up trees and throws pine cones at you from in the tree
by Merissa Lingtoe May 21, 2018
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pussy squirrel

A person who chases pussy!
My friend has a chick , but yet will hit on anything with a vagina just to see if he get one chance .. That’s why he’s a pussy squirrel!
by 808OMeOMeOMy April 2, 2019
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Hungry Squirrel

Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".
I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.
by Buff Man Squilliam April 24, 2019
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Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.
"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"
by Csmax August 13, 2019
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