smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"

"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"

by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008

skurf

Skurf is a combination of the words SKI and SURF. It is the act of riding a skateboard (or similar mode of trasportation) while being pulled or pushed by another transportation mechanism.

I skurfed behind my friends bike on my skateboard.

by Neckzombie December 23, 2004

smurf n a pancake

it was used in olden times when lords and ladies presented offerings to the king. A smurf, in one hand, and a pancake in the other. the king would often accept the gifts and keep the smurf as a pet. They are also known as ankle biters.

before presenting the king with a smurf n a pancake, it got loose and bit my ankle

by sergio November 28, 2004

snurf

Tooken from the "Smurfs"
It is a small or ugly asian.

See that smurf up in k-town?

by Choiboi September 16, 2005

scurff

the act of unexpectedly running the interior part of your hand down the face of a bystander. most effective when one does it with a completely straight face and walks away slowly.

dude, you scurffed her so hard you made her nose bleed!

nice scurff man, he didnt even see it coming.

by Garth March 10, 2005

smurfgy

1. an orgy of smurfs
2. what two smurfs get when they smurf each other

when Papa Smurf smurfed Smurfette they had a smurfgy.

by ilaughatthisdefinition July 27, 2008

smurfeanie

a cult in which all people should wear a smurf styled hat

" hey heard about that cult of people with them hats ye the SMURFEANIE group"

by sumrfinator May 6, 2009